Funnies and Cutes

So for those of you who don’t know, this little cutie is the reason I haven’t posted in a while. This 2 wk, 3 day old’s name is Riley. She’s a snuggle butt who eats and fills her diaper and sleeps.

She also, clearly, has amazing facial expressions.

lalunedejuin:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

(via tea-and-tumblr)

plightofthevalkyries:

advice for all you little shits getting ready to go to college:

  • bring flip-flops for the showers, you fucking tool
  • try to always have a buck or two on you because shit always seems to go down when you don’t have any currency on you
  • if you drop out, dats okay, you did not fail, college genuinely is not for everyone (your parents lied to you) and you shouldn’t be spending your money there if it’s not the right place for you, you can always go back
  • for some people middle school is perpetually in session and once you identify them, the best thing you can do is give these people a wide berth in which to wallow in their own toxicity
  • drink lots of water and constantly wash your hands because other humans are gross and this will prevent you from getting as sick as other people
  • you will get sick, stock up on meds and instant meals now
  • if you think you won’t get along w/ yr roommate… give it time (trust me I thought my roommate and I would NEVER speak and was gonna switch rooms with someone - now that person I was gonna room w/ and I don’t even speak and my roommate’s one of my best friends, and I was a tool for not giving her more of a chance at first)
  • join a club ya dork
  • love yourself you dork 

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

(via threepwillow)

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

(Source: symphonyregalia, via b1ackfish)

knitmeapony:

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

No, that looks right to me.

(Source: enjolrastic, via plightofthevalkyries)

the boston tea party

usa: oh look at all this tea

england: NO

usa: it would be a shame

england: amerICA NO

usa: if something

england:

usa: were to

england:

england:

england:

usa: happen