I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Anonymous said: please come back...we miss you
Aww, thank you. Between the baby and some recent major health problems, I suppose I’ve vanished. I just supposed no one would really notice. I’ll try to make more appearances!