Funnies and Cutes

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

(Source: thewritersramblings, via wolfs-toeter)

kitsuneshenanigans:

nerdy-sexual-geek:

space-god-nasa:

This is why the Mantis Shrimp is my new favorite animal, because in the presence of such extraordinary light and beauty it embraces darkness. It extols death with the luminescent brilliance of a dying star. It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The Mantis Shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows.

That was poetic as fuck..

As a side note? Some of these tropical psychotic clowns have spears instead of fists. Also they hunt octopi. Just saying. That an one time two came in a delivery of rocks for an aquarium on accident and caused over 40k in damages before their capture. Just two. When housed at aquariums on purpose they are kept behind bullet proof glass.

(via roselikesenglish)

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

(via superwholockianfamily)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via superwholockianfamily)

Anonymous said: please come back...we miss you

Aww, thank you. Between the baby and some recent major health problems, I suppose I’ve vanished. I just supposed no one would really notice. I’ll try to make more appearances!

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

(via sharknadoconnor)

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

(via tonyswicki)

connormonroeismyking:

dragormir:

connormonroeismyking:

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GOI AM A MAJESTIC CREATUREI SHALL TROD ON YOUPUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

connormonroeismyking:

dragormir:

connormonroeismyking:

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GO
I AM A MAJESTIC CREATURE
I SHALL TROD ON YOU
PUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

(Source: togifs, via hispanicgingertribute)