Funnies and Cutes

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via starfreezer)

socialjusticekoolaid:

The Ferguson City Council convened for the first time since Mike Brown’s death, and proved that they literally give no fucks about what the community has to say. Added to their vague, paltry proposed reforms, seems real change will have to come in Ferguson via the ballot box. I don’t care where you live folks— let this be a lesson in voting/participating in your local elections and government! #staywoke #farfromover 

(via ghostwarren)

shubbabang:

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Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

(via starfreezer)

whenever I try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: it is because I am a failure

me: everything I touch dies

Nothing reminds me of how socially awkward I am as seeing women I went to college with.

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

(Source: thewritersramblings, via wolfs-toeter)

kitsuneshenanigans:

nerdy-sexual-geek:

space-god-nasa:

This is why the Mantis Shrimp is my new favorite animal, because in the presence of such extraordinary light and beauty it embraces darkness. It extols death with the luminescent brilliance of a dying star. It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The Mantis Shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows.

That was poetic as fuck..

As a side note? Some of these tropical psychotic clowns have spears instead of fists. Also they hunt octopi. Just saying. That an one time two came in a delivery of rocks for an aquarium on accident and caused over 40k in damages before their capture. Just two. When housed at aquariums on purpose they are kept behind bullet proof glass.

(via roselikesenglish)

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

(via superwholockianfamily)