me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
Nothing reminds me of how socially awkward I am as seeing women I went to college with.
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine